an adult cougar weighs about 150 lbs., and can jump up to 30 feet. it stalks its prey, and pounces from overhanging branches or ledges, grabbing its victim by the neck, breaking the spine or piercing a major blood vessel.
it occasionaly attacks people.
fatima blush cougar hats are specifically designed to repel the onlooking ghost of the rainforest. wear them with the eyes facing backwards, and they may save your life.